I was in my garden this afternoon when I spied a funny looking green beetle flying towards me. I decided it would be a good idea to kick him in the head as he flew past, but unfortunately I completely missed him and flinged my slipper right up into the air!
The slipper nearly ended up in next door's garden! Imagine having to go next door and asking for your slipper back! I was millimetres from an excruciating embarrassing moment in my life there.
A true representation of the excitement this afternoon.